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Those of you that were acquainted with me at university will be aware of my acclaimed short film 'Donovania'. A cinematic celebration of the profound genius that is Simon Donovan. Well much to Simon's dismay, all copies of the film have gone mysteriously missing. Of course, the subject of the piece knows nothing of the film's current whereabouts and (for the moment) I can't be arsed remaking it. I could be persuaded should fan pressure demand it.
In the absence of 'Donovania' I present for your viewing pleasure my new creation 'The Jain Team', basically a tribute to the evil genius of Dr Jain. For the moment it's just the intro but I'll be putting the rest on in due course. Enjoy.
The Jain Team Intro.
Music
Well, I haven't got much to put on here at the moment to be honest,
as I haven't actually recorded anything for a long, long time. The songs are written, it's just that I don't have the hardware at the moment to provide them to the masses.
However, so as to fill some space, you do still have the opportunity to listen to the divine sounds of a little known band I was a part of called Touch.
Years ahead of our time, the name was so good that Lynx deodorant felt the need to copy it as women used to uncontrollably undress whenever we played.
These were some of the songs we played when we were together in 1999.
